The Most Dangerous Animals On The Planet Before They Were Dangerous.

The fiercest predators on the planet are tough enough to frighten anyone. Lions, tigers and bears? Oh my. If I saw one of them, I would probably need a new pair of pants. But they weren’t always the intensely frightening animals that they grow up to be, let’s go back to when they were the most fearsome predators known to man…

1.) “The sight of you is unBEARable.”

2.) “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?!”

3.) “I’m gonna git you, suckah!!!”

4.) “I can’t wait to get all 8 of my arms around you.”

5.) “We started a gang, it’s called ‘Coyote About To Get Ugly.'”

6.) “This will be the winter of your discontent.”


8.) “I’m gonna make you part of the circle of life…the end part.”

9.) “Not impressed.”

10.) “You think Detroit’s starting rotation is scary? You haven’t met me.”

11.) “I’ve been the symbol of evil since the beginning of time.”

12.) “You mess with the bull…one day you’ll get the horns.”

13.) “I’m watching your every. single. move.”

14.) “Dun uh…… dun uh…. dunuh, dunuh, dunuh dunnanaaa…”

15.) “You won’t be looking foxy when I’m done with you.”


See, there’s nothing to be afraid of. Well for now at least. In a few years, RUN! If you liked this post, share it with your friends who think that animals are scary.

[EDITOR’S NOTE] Joe had originally included a photo of pit bull puppies on the list because somehow he thinks they’re dangerous. They’re not. That said, I’m going to include the photo below because it’s adorable and I don’t want to rob you of that.